foodtrucker: I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world
90% of the ocean is undiscovered and you’re telling me mermaids dont exist
irresponsibleeyouth: The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
urinatings: i hate getting attached to people bc i literally never stop thinking about them
janetdevlinoffic: Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
joggingdead: when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better than you
grapewallofchina: your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting you’re welcome